tb's

  

Comedy
 

Page

last updated by Timo Berg: 98.07.17
Welcome to my comedy page. To view this page properly, you need two fonts (if you didn't have them since before the link text will be like the rest). Augie(33kB) and Mead Bold(42kB). Downloading them won't take long, so please do it. Without them the page will loose it's splendure, and viewing the page would just not be the same.

Parental advice

This page can or will contain material that can induce different states of hysteria. Within the first hour you will only hear a distant laughter, but for every ten minutes after that, eventual brainfunctions starts to give up. Excessive use of this page might give your child latented brainfunctions such as eat, read, take a bath... If you ever see your child crying because of physical trauma to the jaws, switch off the computer with a long screwdriver or simply ram a large object (f.ex. an axe or a chair) in the monitor. Then strike the child in the head with your fist until you are sure of that the child is asleep. This makes the transport to the hostpital much easier. At the hospital, keep the child heavily sedated for a couple of weeks. When it finally wakes up you start making it used to normal life again.

ENTER

tb timo berg comedy komedi funny jokes stories sound files sounds soundfiles wav digital samples amusing mp3 download downloads cool warez wares hacks hackz cracks crackz serial numbers serials serialz games gamez gamecodes game codes gaming shareware postcardware freeware ware happy cheats the prodigy rave hardcore trance metallica smashing pumpkins x-files house techno new madonna frozen ray of light one muhterfucker xxx xxx logins passwords passwordz loginz porno ass fuck anal fetish nude pamela anderson liz hurley elizabeth tiffany amber thiessen jennifer garth bill clinton christian slater tom cruise johnny depp naked horny tits breast breasts huge free progz progs programs quake 3 blood 3d duke nukem forever etc